2001-07-21 - 3:15 p.m.

I had a dream that an angel was stationed to keep me company. She commented that she wanted me to show her something indicative of Earthly life/paradise, and the first thing I thought of was pornography. Then we materialised in some retro lounge, filled with Italian mafiosos. Luckily they had my back. A friend, _____, called.

"I can't believe you could do this! Traitor! You said I act like _______!" (sobs)

Me: "Honestly, I don't remember anything of the sort."

Her: (random expletives, etc) "Never again! You're just like the rest!"

Me: (nodding) "Ok."

I had a short encounter with some of the gangsters. Then, I was with the angel again. We searched everywhere for a television but were unsuccessful.

So unfortunately, the Heavenly visitor was unable to see what Earth is all about.